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See Sarah Run (charity edition!)

Sarah Litwin-Schmid

Sarah Litwin-Schmid

This May, I’ll be running a half-marathon to raise funds for the Sierra Club, so they can continue to:
• Provide cleaner, cheaper, energy.
• Protect our land, water, and air.
• Save animals from extinction.
• Make the outdoors accessible for all.

“But Sarah, I hate the outdoors! Those ice caps take up too much space and thriving rainforests makes me sneeze!”

No worries, friend. For those less environmentally inclined, I’ve come up with several other charitable reasons to donate:

• Any limbs/blood/organs I lose along the way will be donated to local hospitals.
• Instead of carbo-loading before the meal I will eat only Girl Scout cookies (purchased from your child!) in support of their cause.
• I’ll create a haiku praising your good looks/charming personality/ business acumen for every mile I run. To support, I dunno, literacy I guess?
• I will build a small altar dedicated to you at the finish line (blood sacrifices only included with donations of $1000 or more)

And of course, everyone who donates will receive my eternal gratitude.

Thanks in advance for your support and generosity, you wonderful, good looking human being, you.

Sarah

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Yay! Go Sarah!
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I like clean air and trees and animals and stuff. Go Sarah!
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